Villain Interview

Villain Interview
By: Anonymous-Muffin

Rules:
1. Use no more than 5 villains.
2. They must be OCs
3. Answer each question in first person.
4. Please link me in the comments and credit me in the description.
5. Tag someone, please!

Greetings, and welcome to the "Villains Interview Meme". Whether you like it or not, you've been brought here to answer some questions about yourself. This is a recording, pausing and starting controlled by your author, so you cannot attack me.  If you begin to fight with one another, you WILL be sedated/strait-jacketed. Alright now, let's start.

Would you show the viewers a shred of kindness by allowing us to know your name(s)?

RDC: Their names are Onetooth and Melantha.


Are you male or female?

Onetooth: Isn't it obvious? I'm a she-vamp.

Melantha: Same here. Only she-demon.


How old are you in human years?

Onetooth: 20. Vampires age the same as humans in my world.

Melantha: I'm 133...


What exactly are you?

Onetooth: Vampire.

Melantha: Demon.


Do you have any powers?

Onetooth: I only have one fang, so my bite isn't as strong as that of others of my kind. But I can still kill.

Melantha: Of course I do! If a demon's magic powers don't show up by the time they can walk, they are taken into the wilderness and abandoned, where they either starve to death or get eaten by wild animals. And I'm alive, am I not?


Who is your archrival, and what do you hate about them? Do they have powers?

Onetooth: Those packs...they just let the humans and elves walk all over them! It's disgusting! They're not fit to call themselves vampires.

Melantha: Ugh. I still can't believe that scruffy little human managed to kill my god. The only power he has is luck! Him and that snobby female he calls a mate. I hope she doesn't survive the birth of their whelp and it dies too, and the so called hero of legend gets so depressed that he kills himself.


Do you rule over any sort of land, country, county?

Onetooth: The Death Fang will take any land they can get.

Melantha: This world used to belong to the Demon King Demise. It doesn't anymore...but I'm planning to fix that.


Why are you considered "the bad guy"?

Onetooth: The packs think they're better than the Death Fang and rogues in general. I come up with a plan to get the old land back, and suddenly I'm an evil witch. Sometimes you've got to fight dirty to get your way.

Melantha: The humans are weaklings. If it wasn't for that goddess, they would've gone extinct eons ago. I mean look at them! No claws, no wings, no magic. And they're hypocrites too. Anyone who doesn't worship their goddess, they would rather have dead.


Do you consider yourself purely evil?

Onetooth: I'm just trying to get vampires the respect they deserve!

Melantha: There's a fine line between worshiping a dark god and evil...I'm just doing what demons do.


What do you think of the others in the quiz room?

Onetooth: A human...killed...your GOD? Wow...

Melantha: Don't remind me...say, that's a pretty nasty looking scar...


On a rate of one to ten, how powerful do you think the villain next to you is?

Onetooth: Well, wings and magic are both something I don't have. 7 or 8.

Melantha: I'd say 7.


Now, how powerful do you consider yourself to be?

Onetooth: 6.

Melantha: 8.


Do you have an evil laugh?

Onetooth: I don't know, tell me a joke and we'll find out.

Melantha: I can do some pretty menacing sounding cackles.


Do ya fear death?

Onetooth: Honestly, who doesn't?

Melantha: I'm a DEMON! I fear nothing!


What's your goal, exactly? Or are you just evil for the heck of it?

Onetooth: How much time do you have...ah well. My father wasn't right in the head. He murdered one too many, so the humans and elves killed him and kicked the vampires out of their land. I'm gonna make them pay...

Melantha: Simple. Purge the humans and their allies from the world, put it in the hands of demons again.


Do you have henchmen/a henchman?

Onetooth: I have rogue vampires that work for me. Sometimes they get out of line, but they straighten up real quick...

Melantha: Most of the other demons don't know which way is up half the time. I guess I shouldn't complain, they are my kind after all, and at the end of the day, we're all working for the same purpose.


What do you drive?

Onetooth: Explain please?

Melantha: Yeah. What she said.


What do you do when you aren't trying to do whatever you're trying to achieve?

Onetooth: I look at the sky and try to find pictures in the stars. I've done that since I was a kid, most adult vampires only do it when they're bored. I've never been much for socializing, so yeah...also, I build leather and straw dummies and tear them to shreds. Gotta keep the combat skills sharp.

Melantha: I do what all demons do: torture small animals. And like the vampire beside me, I combat practice on inanimate objects. Blasting trees until they're nothing but piles of splinters is especially fun.


Were you ever a double-crosser (pretended to be on the opposite team, then stabbed them in the back)?

Onetooth: That's actually an excellent idea! I might have to do that sometime.

Melantha: Might work...I've heard rumors of a former demon living among the humans. The rumor says he was there so long, he actually became a human. So if I do that, I'll have to make it quick...


On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you lie? *gives them truth serum*

Onetooth: About...8 or 9...

Melantha: 8.


What color is your: hair?

Onetooth: Black.

Melantha: Black.


Eyes?

Onetooth: Brown.

Melantha: Orange.


Skin?

Onetooth: Pale, light colored.

Melantha: Light gray.


Whats your uniform/favorite outfit?

Onetooth: Simple tunic.

Melantha: Same.


Have you ever gone mad?

Onetooth: Not that I know of...

Melantha: One time one of my idiot underlings made me lose a squirrel...thought about attacking him but didn't, does that count?


If so, did you enjoy it?

Onetooth: I prefer to NOT lose my head, thank you very much.

Melantha: I had to find something else to eat, it wasn't fun...


Have any family?

Onetooth: Used to. After my father lashed out too much, a human killed him. I saw it happen. My mother...I haven't heard from her in ages.

Melantha: Only my mother, she's too old to be any use though...my father? I don't have time to try to figure out which of the elderly males is him.


Have you ever been in love? If you have, do they love you back?

Onetooth: ...I still need to make a move, don't I? Yeah, I'm interested in one of the Death Fang members...used to be part of a pack, but he's adjusting extremely well. And he's cute...

Melantha: Demons don't love. Maybe a little during the act that produces young...but it doesn't last long, and we certainly don't get all mushy like humans!


Can you cook?

Onetooth: That's one of the things I did learn to do from my mother. She wasn't a gourmet chef by any means, but I know how to boil water, roast meat...stuff like that.

Melantha: We demons eat meat RAW.


Do you despise the Earth?

Onetooth: Just a few people in it.

Melantha: Ditto.


What's your pet peeve?

Onetooth: The packs.

Melantha: When the other demons won't leave me alone.


What kind of music do you like?

Onetooth: Silence or nature sounds, mainly crickets.

Melantha: The sounds of war!


What's your favorite food?

Onetooth: Rainbow trout roasted on a fire.

Melantha: Squirrel.


Are you bored, want to kill me, satisfied with this quiz, etc.?

Onetooth: I guess I'm getting a little bored...

Melantha: That last question made me hungry.


Who's your favorite villain other than yourself?

Onetooth: I guess my dad?

Melantha: Lord Demise!


Do you think you're gonna die in your story?

Onetooth: Nobody lives forever...but I WON'T lose.

Melantha: I couldn't have said it better myself.


Well, I have to go, and I'm sure you have a lot of evil scheming to do. Peace out! (Or should I say "destruction out!" in your cases?) For your creators, go tag someone! Please, it won't take long!

RDC: Anyone reading this, if they want, is tagged. As well as the one I tagged in the description.

Anything to add now that I'm done rambling?

RDC: Nope.